1. I’ve worked in croydon for 18 months and can confirm that so far, although I’ve had some good times;
“Nobody ever wakes up, and punches the air when they know a morning in Croydon awaits them.”
2. Everyone knows someone like “Rob”. They travel the world regularly, know someone in every country and always have a great story to tell, usually involving a near death experience. I’ve never been jealous of their life, but it’s always good to hear what they’ve been up to.